Brandon the Breaking News Donkey was trotted-out (and possibly abused) on The Armstrong & Getty Show to announce a very, very important (ground shaking) news report.
This extremely profound breaking news moment, perhaps the most important of our broadcast day, included a rather erroneous announcement regarding the well being of a certain well known (and beloved) figure.
Our apologies to any party or persons who may have been harmed during this breaking news announcement.